Count the Clock“The 73 Questions Review” Episode 1: Hailey BieberI have to imagine that, if you’re reading this, you know what Vogue’s “73 Questions” series is, but on the off-chance that you don’t, it’s…Feb 11, 20191Feb 11, 20191
Count the ClockThoughts on Kanye and Critics, Written a While AgoI wrote this article and didn’t publish like 4 months ago. I feel like it’s still true, and I still have criticism-fatigue.Oct 20, 2018Oct 20, 2018
Count the ClockPrimer: C10 PopCount the Clock is an international multimedia artist’s collective. All of Count the Clock’s work is available for free online.Mar 23, 2018Mar 23, 2018
Count the ClockThoughts on Miley (Pt. 1): Is “Dead Petz” the Millennial “Pinkerton”?By now the story is legend: in 1996, Weezer, radio-friendly alt-stars beloved by fans and critics alike, released an achingly personal…Aug 28, 2017Aug 28, 2017
Count the ClockThoughts On The “Spongebob” LegacyPretty much everyone in and around my age group seems to agree that post-movie Spongebob sucks.Jul 5, 2017Jul 5, 2017
Count the ClockThoughts on “500 Days of Summer”Rewatching 500 Days of Summer for the first time in years, I was quite struck by how normal the movie actually is. Little gimmicks aside…May 22, 20171May 22, 20171
Count the ClockReview: “Chip Skylark-My Shiny Teeth And Me” (Cover)The most interesting thing about artwork on the Internet is how truly occult it can be. There is a level of anonymity afforded to online…May 8, 2017May 8, 2017
Count the ClockBill Nye’s Carnival of DoomIt’s interesting to me that Bill Nye’s terrible new show is actually getting bad reviews. Art that panders to the zeitgeist is always…Apr 27, 2017Apr 27, 2017
Count the ClockIn Defense of The ChainsmokersThe enduring social function of “celebrities” is to expose the unconscious biases of the populace. Passing judgements onto individuals that…Apr 26, 2017Apr 26, 2017
