… adjusted their resources, using the bare amount of folic acid to keep the exterior up and running. Their original efforts of pushing their shafts through the epidermis layer of Ted’s face, getting Ted closer to respectability had been a success, and they began to work their way down, suturing into Ted’s chin and cheeks. Like kudzu the roots of the hair burst through the follicles, slinking their way through the sweat glands and connective tissue.
Honestly this is better than when I tried that period catching underwear that didn’t work but did manage to make my vagina smell like a pool. I told my lover if he went down on me it would turn his hair green. Ha ha, I’m so funny. He’s so lucky to have me. Oh, don’t laugh, gushing.
…ad and more viable, then I have to speak to the interested party with stuff they’ll actually enjoy. Reaching across the aisle is a noble goal, but if the aisle is a wasteland glistening with the remaining shards of decency, I ain’t going over there and you can’t make me.
…lpel than a broadsword. But I think my intention when creating this list the first time was flawed. I was never going to shove a homework assignment into the faces of angry men and have them actually consider the text. I built it expecting the targeted audience to scoff. What I should have done, and now am trying to do, is speak to the people that actually want to hear about some great books. It’s not enough to assign a bunch of dry texts to a group of people who will never use it. If I wan…
…ce. We mostly avoid humans because you use your weird paws for evil and never share your Cheez Its. Lone Wolves certainly have not been committing mass shootings in the continental United States of America because they have all been busy catching up on Stranger Things.