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On Netflix’s ‘Bonding’ And How Misogyny Invades Kink Art

One femme’s look at BDSM, the male gaze, and domination

May 6, 2020

On Netflix’s ‘Bonding’ And How Misogyny Invades Kink Art

May 6, 2020

Lauren Parker

A Presidential Beard

Ted Cruz’s beard isn’t good — but what if it was?

Dec 17, 2018

A Presidential Beard

Dec 17, 2018

Lauren Parker

Village de la Drosophile — A Retirement Home for Fag Hags

Mission Statement: Die like it’s 1999

Jan 16, 2018

Village de la Drosophile — A Retirement Home for Fag Hags

Jan 16, 2018

Lauren Parker

Viva Las Vegan: a Travel Diary

Spending Christmas in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania was a fool’s errand and I was a fool for trying. The actual Christmas part was fabulous. I…

Dec 29, 2017

Viva Las Vegan: a Travel Diary

Dec 29, 2017

Lauren Parker

How to Face-Sit Like a Lady

Facesitting is, confessedly, one of the most graceful, agreeable, and salutary of feminine recreations. No exercise can be deemed capable…

Oct 18, 2017

How to Face-Sit Like a Lady

Oct 18, 2017

Lauren Parker

Workout Plan for Fighting Nazis

When the going gets tough, the tough beat the ever-hating fuck out of White Supremacists.

Oct 2, 2017

Workout Plan for Fighting Nazis

Oct 2, 2017

Lauren Parker

Things I Assume People in Tiny Homes Say to Each Other

“A composting toilet sounded like a good idea at the time.”

Sep 13, 2017

Things I Assume People in Tiny Homes Say to Each Other

Sep 13, 2017

Lauren Parker

Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec is a Witch

After years of research, I can prove it.

Jul 31, 2017

Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec is a Witch

Jul 31, 2017

Lauren Parker

How to Afford Your Medication without Insurance (an Incomplete Guide)

Spoiler: the key isn’t “trying harder”

Jun 8, 2017

How to Afford Your Medication without Insurance (an Incomplete Guide)

Jun 8, 2017

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10 Natural Makeup Tips to Make Him Think You’re the Grand Canyon

Be the rock face he wishes to see in the world.

Apr 13, 2017

10 Natural Makeup Tips to Make Him Think You’re the Grand Canyon

Apr 13, 2017

Lauren Parker

Lauren Parker

Writer. Poet. Columnist for Autostraddle. She/her. Harbinger of chaos. Support my work on patreon.com/laurenparker.

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