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The Slowest Speed At Which You Can Possibly Travel While Still Essentially Moving Forward

Notes on Running Just About 2 Miles.

Mar 16, 2016

Mar 16, 2016

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Just Tell Me What To Feel, And I Will

If you look for it, you’ll find it. A yearbook photograph of Jihadi John when he was a boy. He was a goofy-looking kid with a goofy-looking…

Nov 17, 2015

Nov 17, 2015

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A Thing That — Right Now, Anyway — Feels Like Just About The Worst Thing Imaginable

On Two Drowned Rabbits at a Petsland in Ohio, circa 2009.

Sep 10, 2015

Sep 10, 2015

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The Amish Guy Behind My House

The farm behind my house isn’t a working farm anymore[1], now it’s a sort of half-dilapidated triptych of white cinderblock buildings…

Jun 30, 2015

Jun 30, 2015

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Re: The Crazy Lady Checking Her Mail Near My House

I was out walking my twin daughters and my dog when I saw the woman out of the corner of my eye: she had emerged from behind the lunatic…

Jun 12, 2015

Jun 12, 2015

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On Watching the Women’s World Cup, Insofar As It Relates to Workplace Mortality Rates

Here’s a totally ham-fisted ethical question for you to work at this week. “Is it ‘okay’ to watch the Women’s World cup?”

Jun 10, 2015

On Watching the Women’s World Cup, Insofar As It Relates to Workplace Mortality Rates

Jun 10, 2015

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I write about the CPIHL for Pennlive; elsewhere about Newcastle United, The Pens, the Steelers, the Orioles, & how much Phil Simms sucks.

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