Hands GruberRecent Millennial College Graduate Yet To Receive Job Offer Despite Sending Out Four ResumesA recent college graduate is said to be left devastated after receiving not a single call back despite emailing his resume to four…Jul 13, 2019Jul 13, 2019
Hands GruberKale Found To Have As Much Nutritional Value As A Jizz Covered Pop TartDevastating news for hipsters worldwide today as the magic green known as kale is found to contain about as much nutritional value as a…Jul 13, 2019Jul 13, 2019
Hands GruberFat Lad Introduced To Love Island Immediately Enters Friend ZoneBarry Bigtown entered the Love Island villa today with a kebab in one hand and bag of cans in the other. Told by show producers to go in…Jul 13, 2019Jul 13, 2019
Hands GruberDonald Trump Finally Admits He Hasn’t A Clue What He’s DoingOld “Umpa Lumpa” head has finally come out and admitted what the entire world already knew. He hasn’t a clue what he’s doing and in his…Jul 13, 2019Jul 13, 2019
Hands GruberEarth Mother Demands Every Drug In The Hospital Just Moments After First ContractionWell known tofu muncher and all round enemy of fun Catriona Flowers was admitted to hospital early this morning heavily pregnant and ready…Jul 13, 2019Jul 13, 2019
Hands GruberWoman Admits To Not Understanding Any Of The Motivational Quotes She Reposts On Facebook“I’m a lover not a fighter, but I’ll fight for what I love,” and “Shoot for the moon. Even if you fail, you’ll land among the stars,” are…Jul 13, 2019Jul 13, 2019
Hands GruberNew Parents Shocked To Discover Nobody Wants To See Photos Of Their ChildrenDoting parents Ted and Elaine awoke this morning to the realization that not one of their friends wanted to see photos of their kids and…Jul 13, 2019Jul 13, 2019
Hands GruberKnight From ‘Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade’ Admits He Made A Piss Poor Effort At Defending…If you have ever seen ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’, you will remember Indiana fighting off the Nazis, a tank and some sword…Jul 13, 2019Jul 13, 2019
Hands GruberJessica Fletcher No Longer Invited Around For Christmas Dinner By FamilyBest-selling author, English teacher and all round sweet old lady, Jessica Fletcher will be spending the holidays alone this year. There…Jul 13, 2019Jul 13, 2019