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Recent Millennial College Graduate Yet To Receive Job Offer Despite Sending Out Four Resumes

A recent college graduate is said to be left devastated after receiving not a single call back despite emailing his resume to four…

Jul 13, 2019

Jul 13, 2019

Hands Gruber

Kale Found To Have As Much Nutritional Value As A Jizz Covered Pop Tart

Devastating news for hipsters worldwide today as the magic green known as kale is found to contain about as much nutritional value as a…

Jul 13, 2019

Jul 13, 2019

Hands Gruber

Fat Lad Introduced To Love Island Immediately Enters Friend Zone

Barry Bigtown entered the Love Island villa today with a kebab in one hand and bag of cans in the other. Told by show producers to go in…

Jul 13, 2019

Jul 13, 2019

Hands Gruber

Donald Trump Finally Admits He Hasn’t A Clue What He’s Doing

Old “Umpa Lumpa” head has finally come out and admitted what the entire world already knew. He hasn’t a clue what he’s doing and in his…

Jul 13, 2019

Jul 13, 2019

Hands Gruber

Earth Mother Demands Every Drug In The Hospital Just Moments After First Contraction

Well known tofu muncher and all round enemy of fun Catriona Flowers was admitted to hospital early this morning heavily pregnant and ready…

Jul 13, 2019

Jul 13, 2019

Hands Gruber

Woman Admits To Not Understanding Any Of The Motivational Quotes She Reposts On Facebook

“I’m a lover not a fighter, but I’ll fight for what I love,” and “Shoot for the moon. Even if you fail, you’ll land among the stars,” are…

Jul 13, 2019

Jul 13, 2019

Hands Gruber

New Parents Shocked To Discover Nobody Wants To See Photos Of Their Children

Doting parents Ted and Elaine awoke this morning to the realization that not one of their friends wanted to see photos of their kids and…

Jul 13, 2019

Jul 13, 2019

Hands Gruber

Knight From ‘Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade’ Admits He Made A Piss Poor Effort At Defending…

If you have ever seen ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’, you will remember Indiana fighting off the Nazis, a tank and some sword…

Jul 13, 2019

Jul 13, 2019

Hands Gruber

Jessica Fletcher No Longer Invited Around For Christmas Dinner By Family

Best-selling author, English teacher and all round sweet old lady, Jessica Fletcher will be spending the holidays alone this year. There…

Jul 13, 2019

Jul 13, 2019

Hands Gruber

Hands Gruber

Founder of MeHoop. A website for comedy writers to post something funny about anything they like. Think you are funny? Write something at www.mehoop.com

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