Infinite QuarkinInfinite QuarkTrump Awards Himself Presidential Medal of Freedom for Israel-UAE Peace DealHaving failed to steal Obama’s Nobel medal, Trump moves to Plan BAug 14, 20201Aug 14, 20201
Infinite QuarkinInfinite QuarkGhislaine Maxwell Finds “Suicide Cord” in Cell. Deep State Says it’s Just a Jump Rope.“We just wanted her to be able to exercise,” the warden saidJul 6, 2020Jul 6, 2020
Infinite QuarkHumiliating. Novice Hackers Leak the Wrong Bolton’s Memoir.Aiming for John Bolton’s much anticipated tell-all, noob hackers accidentally leaked “It’s Bolton, B*%#” by Michael Bolton insteadJun 20, 2020Jun 20, 2020
Infinite QuarkinInfinite QuarkPaw Patrol Creators Launch Stunning Attack on Dora, Caillou, and Other Cartoon Rivals“You think WE’RE complicit in Floyd’s death? Arthur is basically Klan propaganda”Jun 12, 2020Jun 12, 2020
Infinite QuarkinInfinite QuarkNew York Times Hires “Ribbon Bully” to Handle Bari Weiss SituationUnable to quell the rancor in his bull-pin, executive editor Dean Baquet calls in the big guns.Jun 11, 2020Jun 11, 2020
Infinite QuarkinInfinite QuarkThe Pummeled 75-Year-Old Finally Gives Trump his Bin LadenPresident Trump gave an elite Buffalo police unit the go-ahead to push Antifa’s CEO to the groundJun 10, 2020Jun 10, 2020
Infinite QuarkinInfinite QuarkWHO Announces Lockdowns Were “Overkill” After All, Declares Support for ProtestersProtesters should continue marching without fear of murdering thousandsJun 8, 2020Jun 8, 2020
Infinite QuarkinInfinite QuarkTrump Clears Street for a Photo-Op at a Scientology Temple as Hollywood Erupts in PraiseThe place obsessed with Best Pictures called this the “best picture we’ve ever seen”Jun 5, 2020Jun 5, 2020
Infinite QuarkinInfinite QuarkBen & Jerry’s Announces Plan to Discontinue All Vanilla-Flavored Ice CreamThe ice cream makers also vowed to doxx any customer who complains that, “All ice cream matters-including vanilla.”Jun 3, 20201Jun 3, 20201
Infinite QuarkinInfinite QuarkRioters Across Nation Lift Voices in Stirring Rendition of John Lennon’s “Imagine”But the McCartneyites were pissedJun 3, 2020Jun 3, 2020