Jordan RussoIn honor of the new Entourage movie (“honor” might be a strong word choice here), I present to you…(1) MalibootyJun 18, 2015Jun 18, 2015
Jordan RussoIn 8th grade, despite all adversity (braces and an affinity for knee-length denim skirts), I caught…We began “dating” at the beginning of summer and then, like all great summer romances, he dumped me over AOL Instant Messenger for a girl…Jun 12, 2015Jun 12, 2015
Jordan RussoI live in the Bronx, in a neighborhood right by the Botanical Gardens.This past weekend, however, I finally decided to go. Had the siren call of Ornamental Conifer Trees finally rendered me powerless? Maybe…Jun 2, 20151Jun 2, 20151
Jordan RussoI know, I know. Another blog.Listen, I get it. Blogs are like improv groups: there are way too many of them, very few are good, and when someone invites you to check…May 26, 20151May 26, 20151