PinnedSarcasticInsightsHow I Turned Agile on Its Head: A Product Owner’s Hilarious ConfessionsBeing a product owner on Medium.com, where my product is a collection of sarcastic, witty, and subversive articles aimed at agile bashing…Apr 15, 2023Apr 15, 2023
SarcasticInsightsThe Ultimate Guide to Streamlining the Tech Giant’s LayoffsIn 2023, tech giants like Amazon, Facebook, Google, and Apple have laid off a staggering 168,243 employees during the first quarter, with…Apr 28, 2023Apr 28, 2023
SarcasticInsightsThe Day Our Stand-up Crumbled Under a Scrum Master’s DelusionDear Diary,Apr 28, 2023Apr 28, 2023
SarcasticInsightsThe SAFe Express: All Aboard the Trainwreck to Organizational DoomAh, the SAFe framework – or, as I like to call it, the “Scalable Aggravation Factory Experience.” You see, friends, SAFe is a brilliant…Apr 27, 2023Apr 27, 2023
SarcasticInsightsThe Scrum Master: A Master of Nothing, but Somehow EverythingOnce upon a time, in a land filled with Agile enthusiasts, there was a mythical creature known as the Scrum Master. Despite having little…Apr 27, 2023Apr 27, 2023
SarcasticInsightsThe Agile Framework: The Surprising Cause of My Lower Back PainOh, the Agile framework, isn’t it just the most amazing thing since sliced bread? I mean, who wouldn’t want to adopt a methodology that…Apr 20, 2023Apr 20, 2023
SarcasticInsightsScrum’d and Silenced: My Medium Account’s Agile AfflictionAs a writer on Medium.com, I’ve always been a firm believer in the power of words and the importance of freedom of expression. So, when I…Apr 16, 2023Apr 16, 2023
SarcasticInsightsLove on the Scrum Board: How Agile Methodologies Can Totally Improve Your RelationshipOnce upon a time, in a land where everyone loves Agile methodologies, lived a Scrum Master named Alex. Alex was a firm believer in the…Apr 16, 2023Apr 16, 2023
SarcasticInsightsCloud Apostates: High on Their Own Supply and Detached from RealityAh, cloud apostates. You know, the IT geniuses who float around, preaching about how everyone should just “shift left” and embrace the…Apr 15, 2023Apr 15, 2023
SarcasticInsightsThe Scrum Master’s Elixir: High on Agile SuccessScrum masters often appear to be untethered from the reality of the projects they oversee, floating through the workplace with a seemingly…Apr 15, 2023Apr 15, 2023