The 5 Types of Cum Loads
Nothing feels better to me than ejaculating. The bigger the load I ejaculate, the better.
According to some studies, the normal amount of semen a guy ejaculates can be up to a teaspoon but as little as 1/4 teaspoon. Probably like many guys, I’m quite sure I have ejaculated loads that well-exceeded a teaspoon!
One thing Lauren and I have observed over the many decades: The size and consistency of my cum loads vary. Sometimes I might shoot a high-volume cum load; other times not much. At times, the load rockets, or spurts, out of me; other times, it kind of flows. Sometimes my cum tastes very salty and pungent; other times it’s moderately salty (Lauren’s preference). It’s yellowish at times and whitish at others.
Here’s the truth: While not every woman may be OK with the taste of semen (though most tolerate it), virtually every woman loves a big load. The bigger, the better. Some women even think semen is nutritionally good for them (Lauren does say cum satisfies her salt cravings).
Below are the 5 types of cum loads I have observed and Lauren has observed not just in me but also other guys.
Explosive and ropey (lots of high-velocity spurts)
The explosive, ropey cum load is high-volume and unquestionably my favorite. When I was younger, the explosive, ropey “big load” happened much more frequently than now — it favors younger guys. It’s Lauren’s preferred kind of load. “Cover me in your cum” is how she describes it.
An explosive, ropey ejaculation is the kind of load that, if we’re in doggy-style and I pull out, travels the distance of Lauren’s ass and back, with spurts landing on her shoulders, covering has ass cheeks, maybe getting in her hair, etc. Or, if we’re in missionary and pull out, the spurts might make a mess of her tits and face. If it’s on her face, Lauren’s going to need a shower afterward. If in her mouth, the spurts hit the back of her throat and keep coming, giving her a mouthful. You get the point; this kind of load spurts out in multiple ropes of semen — usually 3–5 — that can travel 12–24+ inches. It is deeply satisfying for the guy and it makes the woman feel like she got her man off.
The explosive, ropey load still happens for me now and then. I can increase my chance at an explosive, ropey load if:
- I haven’t ejaculated in 3 or more days, which is rare for me.
- There has been significant teasing, edging and foreplay before sex.
- My glans has been teased and stimulated.
- My balls get lots of attention.
- I’m particularly well-hydrated (I have no proof of this one; just anecdotal observation).
Thick and creamy
The thick and creamy load isn’t explosive and ropey but it is typically still high-volume. The semen is viscous and creamy and usually yellowish in color. The ejaculation may travel 5–8 inches and involve 2–3 spurts. The characteristic of this kind of load isn’t the distance it travels; it’s the texture and amount of the semen.
The thick and creamy load is probably the most common kind of load I shoot these days with Lauren, Piper and other women. If I shoot a thick and creamy load, it’s still a big load but its velocity is less than, say, an explosive and ropey load. It’s still quite satisfying and thrilling.
One big blast
The “one big blast” load never disappoints. Similar to the explosive and ropey and thick and creamy loads, the “one big blast” load is high-volume and can travel a foot or two. It’s usually quite thick and creamy. It can be white or yellowish. Its defining characteristic is that it all comes out in one big spurt. Usually after a one-spurt blast, Lauren likes to milk my cock.
Leaky
The leaky load has no velocity to it. Its defining characteristic is that the semen just kind of flows, or leaks, out of me, pooling on Lauren’s vagina if I’ve pulled out, covering her asshole, or maybe filling her bellybutton. If in her mouth, it flows onto her tongue, making the load an easy swallow for her. The leaky load isn’t a mess-maker. The volume is typically a little less than the above three types, and I’ve noticed with leaky loads that they tend to be more whitish in color. Although they still feel quite good, leaky loads are a bit less satisfying.
Watery with lots of drops
I’m not a fan of watery loads with lots of drops. Fortunately, they aren’t common. These are loads that make a big mess but the mess is more from random drops that are watery and thin versus creamy and viscous. They feel good to shoot but they’re not very satisfying.
So there you have it. Whether you’re a male or female, do tell! What’s your favorite type of load?
