7 Famous Quotes Re-imagined as Clickbait Headlines

Classic finisher right there.

Talk about giving away everything too soon…

May this be his legacy.

It’s like these guys didn’t know to use numbers…

PROTIP — always appeal to the very bottom of the emotional barrel in your headlines. “I can beat my friends?? Gotta get in on that…”

Morbid much?

I cheated a little on this one. Please forgive me.

For maximum results, just add profanity.

I’m 99.7% sure you guys will be better at me than this. Add your own historical clickbait below!