Tom RussellRobert Caro Tries to Record a Birthday Cameo Without Making it All About LBJHi Kasey, and Happy 17th Birthday! This is Bob Caro, journalist, historian, and author of the preeminent, if I may say so, multi-volume…Jun 22, 20201Jun 22, 20201
Tom RussellinSlackjawViable Sex Positions For Your Tiny House’s Loft BedroomThe Navy SEAL CrawlJan 29, 2020Jan 29, 2020
Tom RussellinSlackjawIf You Don’t Make Your Pie With A Lattice Crust Then Your Pie Can Suck A DickIt’s a crisp November morning and your apples are peeled and chopped. Your cinnamon and nutmeg and cloves are measured and separated into…Nov 27, 20198Nov 27, 20198
Tom RussellThis Watermelon I Was Born With Makes Me Incapable Of Not ManspreadingManspreading isn’t “a thing.” It’s just how we sit. And here’s why.Nov 18, 2019Nov 18, 2019
Tom RussellUrgent Travel Advisory For The 12th Floor Office RefrigeratorThe Department of State advises all 12th floor citizens against travel to the office refrigerator in light of escalating regional…Oct 30, 2019Oct 30, 2019
Tom RussellThank You For Choosing United’s New “Take a Fucking Greyhound Instead” Economy ClassThank you for choosing our brand new “Take a Fucking Greyhound Instead” Economy Class. We can’t wait to welcome you aboard. At United…Oct 23, 2019Oct 23, 2019
Tom RussellWould You Like to Come Back to My Tiny House?I don’t know about you but I’ve had a lovely time tonight. It’s been such a pleasure getting to know you and it feels like there might be…Oct 16, 20195Oct 16, 20195
Tom RussellinSlackjawRemarks To The Royal Academy Upon My Accepting The Nobel Prize In Not WritingMy dear friends, it is with tremendous gratitude and pleasure that I accept this year’s Nobel Prize in Not Writing.Oct 8, 20193Oct 8, 20193