💩The AAASEZ : AAA’s SHITMOS ECONOMIC ZONE: A Poop-tastic Journey into the SEZ 🪰

AAA MetaHuahua
5 min readJul 16, 2024

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Welcome to the “AAASEZ,” where the worlds of Cyberhuahua, Cyberhuahua Zombies, Creepy Companions, IBC Goblins and SHITMOS collide to create a vibrant, humorous, and profitable ecosystem within the SEZ. Let’s dive into how this economy flows and how this Shitstorm got created.

Cyberhuahua’s wanted to be apart of the Cosmos culture of shitcoins so they decided to whip up a proposal to add the IBC Goblins to the SEZ. They wanted to find a way to do more, so one poop led to another and this is what they came up with to relieve constipation in the SEZ.

⭐The Cyberhuahua DAO’s $STARS Wallet: AAASEZ Sweeping wallet creation 🧹

The Cyberhuahua DAO’s were committed to supporting SHITMOS. To start off, they depleted their entire treasury of Goblins to create the official STARS Wallet that will be used to sweep SEZ collections using monthly staking rewards. An emphasis will be placed on collections that provide the most value to $SHITMOS. These swept NFTs will then be redistributed to Cyberhuahua holders (Premium + Zombies).

💰Stars wallet can be found here for 100% transparency:
https://www.stargaze.zone/m/stars1s574x7gq73a8my2uzkuapf95xe0dzz2wlqqnvzw7acmmwjmn6tss9hwex8/analytics

💸Sources of Funds:

Funds will come from various funnels, Royalties from Cyberhuahua Premium, Cyberhuahua Zombies, Creepy Companions, and the sale of the 566 Goblins from the Cyberhuahua DAO’s treasury. These Funds are staked on the AAA Metahuahua validator generating staking rewards for the Cyberhuahua DAO’s.

Breakdown of Royalties contributing to the AAASEZ:

1️⃣ Cyberhuahua Premium (10% Royalties):
100% of these royalties go into the Stars wallet for sweeping SEZ Collections.

2️⃣ Cyberhuahua Zombies (10% Royalties):
50% of these royalties head to the Stars wallet for sweeping SEZ Collections.

3️⃣ Creepy Companions (7% Royalties):
29% of these royalties (Incubator portion) are funneled into the Stars wallet for sweeping SEZ Collections.

4️⃣ IBC Goblins (22% Royalties):
100% of these royalties have been transferred to the SEZ splits contract and donated to the SEZ. This collection is owned by the Cyberhuahua DAO’s.

Breakdown of monthly use of staking rewards and NFTs swept: From the 25th to the 25th of each month

1️⃣ 80% of the staking rewards will be used to sweep the floor of SEZ Collections.
2️⃣ 20% of the staking rewards will be compounded back into the Stars wallet for continuous growth.
3️⃣ SEZ swept NFTs are then redistributed between all Cyberhuahuas (49 Cyberhuahuas + 200 Cyberhuahua Zombies) using a random number generator.

🔬Here is a visual representation you can look at while on the shitter👇

👺IBC Goblins: 2nd Incubation from Cyberhuahua’s

The IBC Goblin’s are aiming to become an Alpha group specialized in $SHITMOS, educating new holders about the ecosystem and to spread awareness for the SEZ. Just like every incubator project, a portion of funds will be redirected to the Cyberhuahua DAO’s, in this case it’s SHITMOS. 💩

Here’s the breakdown for the SHITMOS earnings 👇

1️⃣ 10% of their new earnings in $SHITMOS from SEZ will be redirected towards Cyberhuahua’s community wallets.
2️⃣ 90% will be “SHITDRIBBLED” back to holders of Goblins but wait, there’s some conditions to be eligible.

💩💩OK, I finally understand the master ‘shit’ plan! Now, how do I participate in this? 💩💩

⚠️Here are the eligibility CRAPteria’s for joining the SEZ with AAA collections and get “SHITDRIBBLED”⚠️

IBC Goblins:

1️⃣ Hold At least 5 Goblins to receive 1 share of “SHITDRIBBLES.”
2️⃣ Max 50 Goblins per wallet eligible = 10 shares max per wallet.
3️⃣ “SHITDRIBBLES” split equally among eligible members. Airdrops could be done monthly or every quarter, depending on amounts received from SEZ.

Creepy Companions

1️⃣ Hold 3 Creepy Companions to be eligible for “SHITDRIBBLES”.
2️⃣ “SHITDRIBBLES” split equally among eligible members. Airdrops could be done monthly or every quarter, depending on amounts received from SEZ.

Cyberhuahua Premium + Cyberhuahua Zombies

1️⃣ Hold any Cyberhuahua Premium or Cyberhuahua Zombie to receive “SHITDRIBBLES”
2️⃣ “SHITDRIBBLES” split equally among eligible members. Airdrops could be done monthly or every quarter, depending on amounts received from SEZ.

CONCLUSION

We believe that the AAASEZ creates a dynamic, fun and sustainable cycle of support and growth for the SEZ ecosystem, ensuring that collections and holders benefit from each project’s contributions.

Creepy Companions & both Cyberhuahuas collections funnel royalties into the Stars wallet. The Stars wallet grows from these royalties and generates more staking rewards monthly for sweeping SEZ collections.

The IBC Goblins donated by the Cyberhuahua’s become instant contenders with Cyberhuahua’s and Creepy’s for the next phase of SHITMOS called SHITGEYSER.

More details coming soon , get your goblins and be first to get the inside poop 💩

So get ready for a SHITSTORM of laughs and good times!

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