Fuck fuck fuck.
No. This can’t be right. No.
No. I’ll try again. Maybe the first one was wrong. These things make mistakes…
Hey, it’s Christmas!! You know, Christmas. The day with wrapping paper strewn across the living room, kids hyped up on all of the cool new toys they got, parents of young children smiling as they see the excitement on their kids’ faces, twenty-somethings and their parents getting drunk…