Amelia BienstockTHREE DAYS!“You’re kidding, me. You’ve NEVER seen Woodstock?”Sep 12, 2018Sep 12, 2018
Amelia BienstockIf I Only Had the MumpsMy mother, like most neurotic Jewish mothers, is a hypochondriac. If she wants to think that she has scarlet fever or that misplacing her…Mar 3, 2018Mar 3, 2018
Amelia BienstockMy Apologies to the LibraryAround the time that iTunes was invented, I discovered this incredible little closet in the corner of my High School library. It was full…Feb 16, 2018Feb 16, 2018
Amelia BienstockQ: Where do you meet these assholes?A: EVERYWHERE. Seriously, everywhere. All the time. All of us. everywhere.Feb 16, 2018Feb 16, 2018
Amelia BienstockStill Creepy After All These YearsThe summer after I graduated from college, online dating was still pretty taboo. I never thought I’d be the kind of girl to make an OK…Feb 16, 2018Feb 16, 2018