Bearded StonerI Should Have KnownIn the Summer of 2016, I went to a bachelor party weekend for a friend of mine about to embark on his second marriage. It was me, him, and…Nov 12, 2018Nov 12, 2018
Bearded StonerTraumaI’m a man. I mean, I don’t know what Pete Rose’s batting average was in 1983, but I have most of the component parts. And I have the…Sep 28, 2018Sep 28, 2018
Bearded StonerSignsI’ve seen more Beto O’Rourke signs in the area where I live than I’ve ever seen for any other Democratic candidate in any previous election…Sep 26, 20181Sep 26, 20181
Bearded StonerIn Search of Real AmericaI don’t know what Real America is. I’ve heard a lot about it for the past ten years or so. Certainly I’ve read about it in major…Nov 3, 2017Nov 3, 2017
Bearded StonerCashedWake up. Remember when you are (rising even as you fall). Too early to worry (already too late)? Don’t look at the news (look at the news)…Oct 13, 2017Oct 13, 2017
Bearded StonerI Don’t CareI don’t care who you voted for in 2016. Well, that’s not entirely true. If you voted for Donald Trump, fuck you. Otherwise, I don’t care. I…Sep 18, 2017Sep 18, 2017
Bearded StonerThe September 12th PresidencyThe terror attacks of Tuesday, September 11, 2001 cleaved the American consciousness, reinforcing old social divisions through reactionary…Sep 11, 2017Sep 11, 2017
