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Cena’s ‘Doctor of Thuganomics’ license in limbo; req’d to make up past CME.

After a dramatic return to Wrestlemania this past Sunday, John Cena, Thuganomics M.D., has been contacted by the Massachusetts Board of…

Apr 10, 2019

Cena’s ‘Doctor of Thuganomics’ license in limbo; req’d to make up past CME.

Apr 10, 2019

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“I don’t really understand foreign politics, but that’s probably bad, right?” asks average American

Everywhere, USA- Amid the turmoil and political infighting we’ve been witnessing overseas, we interviewed an average American on what he…

Apr 4, 2019

“I don’t really understand foreign politics, but that’s probably bad, right?” asks average American

Apr 4, 2019

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You know that food you like? It’s that food’s national ‘National Day’!

Have you heard? That undeniably great food you like. Yeah, that one! Guess what? We’re celebrating it!

Apr 4, 2019

You know that food you like? It’s that food’s national ‘National Day’!

Apr 4, 2019

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Area man ‘Tries his best.’; still fails to gain approval he so desperately sought

In a failing , pathetic attempt to impress people with his skills, an area man continues to be ridiculed by strangers. While the man…

Apr 4, 2019

Area man ‘Tries his best.’; still fails to gain approval he so desperately sought

Apr 4, 2019

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Least offensive candidate still being sought for Democratic nomination

Washington D.C.- After a slew of ‘being creepy’ allegations, things aren’t looking too great for nominee hopeful , Joe Biden; once again…

Apr 2, 2019

Least offensive candidate still being sought for Democratic nomination

Apr 2, 2019

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Local opinion writer gets a little too into it

Smalltown, USA- Heart, passion, and soul were put into a local writer’s column this afternoon. Plowing through (questionable) facts and…

Apr 2, 2019

Local opinion writer gets a little too into it

Apr 2, 2019

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Big company makes big ‘Uh-Oh’

Big City, USA- During a topsy turvy news day, the topsiest and turviest of news comes from mechacompany industry leader , where customers…

Apr 2, 2019

Big company makes big ‘Uh-Oh’

Apr 2, 2019

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Local man wastes 2 minutes of his time

South Bend — In a tragic turn of turn of events, a South Bend man clicked an internet article in which he didn’t like. He thought it would…

Apr 2, 2019

Local man wastes 2 minutes of his time

Apr 2, 2019

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AOC breathes; sparks Twitter controversy

In a dramatic reveal today, it was reported freshman congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez takes as many as 23,040 breaths a day. This…

Apr 2, 2019

AOC breathes; sparks Twitter controversy

Apr 2, 2019

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‘Defense wins championships’ guy rudely interrupts conversation

Columbus- After the big game, Monday, Gregory McWilliams delivered a patient soliloquy proclaiming how correct he was the whole time about…

Apr 2, 2019

‘Defense wins championships’ guy rudely interrupts conversation

Apr 2, 2019

Big Green Toaster

Big Green Toaster

Completely satire. Trying to waste your time. Thanks for reading my garbage. read more here: https://twitter.com/BigGreenToaster

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