Fast Food Wars
What really goes on in the corporate offices and secret lavatories of the fast food giant? Did I just write lavatories? I meant labatories… er, I mean labs.
And So The War Begins
Ronald walked into the bar,
he was there to meet Big Mac.
The Burger King was stealing sales,
so Ronald planned attacks.
The others all were stealing crumbs
where patties did abound,
so Ronald said, “I’m sick of this,
let’s drive them out of town.”
So begins the epic saga, the sordid tale of the Fast Food Wars, clowns and cartoon characters, dating back to Roman times and continuing today, crushing everything in a ketchup laden wake, scattering the crumbs as they seek to take over the world while lining us up in the drive-thru like cattle lead to slaughter. Wow, talk about a run-on sentence…
Ronald McDonald, The Burger King, Big Mac, and others used throughout this series are all trademarks of their respective owners. Stay tuned for the next battle… The King Fires The First Volley