Operation Enduring Digitarti
Looking back, he’d probably do it all over again if only he wasn’t so tired.
Have you ever dreamed of pitching your book on national television only to discover they cut out the parts about your book? This guy has.
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He knew he was taking a risk, he knew many of his soldiers would fall should the troop surge code named, Discovery Canada, not be a success, but without an invasion from the northern borders he feared Operation Enduring Digitarti to be doomed. Besides, his enemies would never expect a Southern Redneck to have connections to their north. It’s the perfect plan. he thought. Will the critics ever be surprised when thousands, perhaps millions of new troops come rushing to my aid, ready to destroy them while taking no prisoners except those who can easily be made to accept my way of life. “They’re either with us or against us,” he laughed. “It doesn’t matter how I get there, the end justifies the means. If they give me any crap I’ll give them a good old fashioned corporate waterboarding. They want to see hard core writing, I’ll show them how hard core I can be.”
And so, when the date they had agreed upon finally came, a seductive television producer with brains to match, her photog in tow…