Operation Enduring Digitarti
Intent on getting control our hero decides to invest in guanu.
Previously, Entry 547, for those who seek truth, justice, and… What was that?
Today we find our hero up the proverbial creek without a proverbial paddle.
Entry 1523
“Networking,” he mumbled, “I’ve got to get networking.” And with that he began step one of Operation Enduring Digitarti, his effort to take the terrorists publishing industry by storm. “Networking will be the new draft and my soldiers won’t even know I’ve recruited them until it’s too late to turn and run!”
And so he began recruitment scheme after recruitment scheme after recruitment scheme after recruitment scheme after recruitment scheme in an effort to gather an army of unknowing poets and writers soldiers who would blindly follow his commands.
With legions of soldiers now ready to fight there was only one problem: none of them were blind.
“Damn, a bunch of poets! Next time I’ll recruit bats.”