Brian LisiI’m The Person Who Released The Slime At Ted Cruz’s Victory Party And It Wasn’t A MistakeMuch is being made of the many gallons of green goop that got unleashed over everyone who attended Sen. Ted Cruz’s reelection celebration…Nov 7, 2018Nov 7, 2018
Brian LisiParaphernalia That Could Warrant Migrants Getting Shot By U.S. TroopsRocks: Not limited to varietals such as gypsum, quartz, bauxiteNov 4, 2018Nov 4, 2018
Brian LisiThe Entirely Equal Problems of Soup Eating Interruptions and Bombs Getting Sent To People’s Homes…Look, things have gotten heated lately. You might say, “Well, he’s a just another disconnected legislator,” but even from all the way up on…Oct 25, 2018Oct 25, 2018
Brian LisiKim Jong-Un Or Dr. Christine Blasey Ford?See if you can match up who did what, the North Korean dictator who Donald Trump “fell in love” with or the first woman to come forward to…Oct 3, 2018Oct 3, 2018
Brian LisiWe Apologize For Making This Joan Of Arc Video Game Too FeminineWe’d like to acknowledge a concern fans of our new “Joan of Arc” video game have been expressing online by first stating we love the…Sep 27, 2018Sep 27, 2018
Brian Lisi2002’s “Panic Room” Except The Intruders Are Confused CopsJunior: How do we get into that room?Sep 17, 2018Sep 17, 2018
Brian LisiAndrew Cuomo’s Guide To Celebrities Who Are Secretly CorporationsPublic Persona: Cynthia NixonAug 31, 2018Aug 31, 2018