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Brooke Preston

Published in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Cracker Barrel Has Fallen

Saving the World’s Most Precious Landmark

Jun 13, 2023

Cracker Barrel Has Fallen

Jun 13, 2023

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

The Nextdoor Posts of Sufjan Stevens

Bring in the Illinoise Ordinance Violations!

Sep 16, 2021

The Nextdoor Posts of Sufjan Stevens

Sep 16, 2021

Published in
Slackjaw

James Cameron Regrets That James Cameron’s Avatar Sequels Are Delayed

Yes, even Avatar 5.

Aug 20, 2020

Aug 20, 2020

Published in
Forge

What to Glean From the Goals You Didn’t Achieve

They may have not been the right goals in the first place

Feb 7, 2020

What to Glean From the Goals You Didn’t Achieve

Feb 7, 2020

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Introducing the Talbot’s Lady Candidate Collection

Clothing for the almost electable woman.

Jan 31, 2020

Introducing the Talbot’s Lady Candidate Collection

Jan 31, 2020

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Critics Review Lin-Manuel Miranda’s New Hit Musical, “Mnuchin!”

SPOILER ALERT: He studies Econ in COLLEGE, so…he’s a pretty big deal.

Jan 23, 2020

Critics Review Lin-Manuel Miranda’s New Hit Musical, “Mnuchin!”

Jan 23, 2020

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Ask Your Doctor About Roseannebien®

Roseannebien is not covered by major insurance providers, but is covered by Fox News.

May 30, 2018

Ask Your Doctor About Roseannebien®

May 30, 2018

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

What Is Love?

An off-prompter reading from the book of Corinthians (New American POTUS version)

Apr 27, 2018

What Is Love?

Apr 27, 2018

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Beware “The Ides of March” (2011)

One journalist’s desperate quest to uncover the truth about ides.

Mar 15, 2018

Beware “The Ides of March” (2011)

Mar 15, 2018

Published in
Slackjaw

A Reading from The Book of Doritos

Women, thou shalt not crunch.

Feb 7, 2018

A Reading from The Book of Doritos

Feb 7, 2018

Brooke Preston

Brooke Preston

Comedy writer/satirist. Co-founder of The Belladonna Comedy. Bylines in @thesecondcity, @reductress, @mcsweeneys, @romper and so on and so forth.

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