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Greener Pastures Magazine

Cracker Barrel Has Fallen

Saving the World’s Most Precious Landmark

4 min readJun 13, 2023

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Cracker Barrel Has Fallen

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The Belladonna Comedy

The Nextdoor Posts of Sufjan Stevens

Bring in the Illinoise Ordinance Violations!

2 min readSep 16, 2021

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The Nextdoor Posts of Sufjan Stevens

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Brooke Preston
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Slackjaw

James Cameron Regrets That James Cameron’s Avatar Sequels Are Delayed

Yes, even Avatar 5.

4 min readAug 20, 2020

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Brooke Preston
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Forge

What to Glean From the Goals You Didn’t Achieve

They may have not been the right goals in the first place

4 min readFeb 7, 2020

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What to Glean From the Goals You Didn’t Achieve

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Brooke Preston
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The Belladonna Comedy

Introducing the Talbot’s Lady Candidate Collection

Clothing for the almost electable woman.

3 min readJan 31, 2020

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Introducing the Talbot’s Lady Candidate Collection

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Brooke Preston
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The Belladonna Comedy

Critics Review Lin-Manuel Miranda’s New Hit Musical, “Mnuchin!”

SPOILER ALERT: He studies Econ in COLLEGE, so…he’s a pretty big deal.

5 min readJan 23, 2020

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Critics Review Lin-Manuel Miranda’s New Hit Musical, “Mnuchin!”

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Brooke Preston
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The Belladonna Comedy

Ask Your Doctor About Roseannebien®

Roseannebien is not covered by major insurance providers, but is covered by Fox News.

2 min readMay 30, 2018

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Ask Your Doctor About Roseannebien®

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Brooke Preston
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The Belladonna Comedy

What Is Love?

An off-prompter reading from the book of Corinthians (New American POTUS version)

3 min readApr 27, 2018

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What Is Love?

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Brooke Preston
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The Belladonna Comedy

Beware “The Ides of March” (2011)

One journalist’s desperate quest to uncover the truth about ides.

4 min readMar 15, 2018

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Beware “The Ides of March” (2011)

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Brooke Preston
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Slackjaw

A Reading from The Book of Doritos

Women, thou shalt not crunch.

3 min readFeb 7, 2018

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A Reading from The Book of Doritos

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Brooke Preston

Brooke Preston

Comedy writer/satirist. Co-founder of The Belladonna Comedy. Bylines in @thesecondcity, @reductress, @mcsweeneys, @romper and so on and so forth.

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