In short, you don’t — I could tell you all about the transformative power of writing. I could tell you how the craft of writing feeds the human spirit. But if I try telling you how to succeed as a writer, there’s a chance my advice will mean nothing. The reason why is that success…

Who is on screen for three minutes — After reading the script for a biopic about King Louis XIV, I knew I had to tell his magnificent and layered story. What an incredible life this monarch had! Of course, after some rewrites, we’re also excited to include some strong female roles. …

I just know they all have wheels — What is a car? No, seriously, what is it? When I was a kid, a car was a vehicle had four wheels. It went vroom vroom and scooted across the carpet. This was the 1980s so yes, there was carpet on every surface you walked on. And then I learned…

And your wallet — Let me tell you something: God has surely blessed us here at Gold Mound. Just look at our building. Look at those arches and lighting systems. Look at these fine pews. And our vast parking lot. And our huge staff. And pretty baptismal pool. And head minister’s mcmansion. …

And by TV we mean the news — Are you tired of owning a firearm that fails to keep up with your demand for accuracy, proficiency, and ease with which you could mow down several targets before having to reload? Say no more! If you want a lightweight, gas-powered rifle that is modeled after an assault rifle but…

And no, it isn’t a cocktail — Are you seeking? It may or may not be Jesus or even a spiritual experience. Maybe you’re bored on a Sunday. But you’re looking for something, anything. Mostly good vibes. Is it good vibes that you’re seeking? The most important thing is that you feel welcome for seeking good vibes…

They tried to out-Karen me — So I go with my family to Cracker Barrel, America’s favorite southern nostalgia eating experience. What other restaurant begins and ends with a gift shop? …

You’re welcome —

While watching Severance on my lunch break — DATE: April 3, 2023 TO: Outie FROM: Innie SUBJECT: Best practice for use of time off between clocking in and clocking out It has come to my attention that you, Outie, made a comment along the lines of watching content online feeling like I, Innie, have a second job. We…