Carla de Jesus JerezBitch Media Fellowship LetterIn 2020 I was a finalist for the Bitch Media Fellowship. RIP ❤Nov 2, 2023Nov 2, 2023
Carla de Jesus JerezinLady PiecesLocal Tinder Queen Wonders How to Have Successful Second DateLocal barista, Crystal Vamos, is wondering how to have a successful second date. The recent college graduate feels as if she’s gotten…Oct 28, 2018Oct 28, 2018
Carla de Jesus JerezHannah Gadsby is a Revisionist HeroHannah Gadsby may have won Twitter over with her recent Emmy appearance, but she still has her fair share of detractors. “That’s not Comedy…Oct 1, 2018Oct 1, 2018
Carla de Jesus JerezinSweet TeetsHere’s How to Confront a Friend Who Exclusively Wears Exercise Clothing Like People Don’t Have Eyes…Few things are as distressing as a loved one in crises, and make no mistake: habitually wearing exercise gear outside of the gym is a sign…Jul 3, 2018Jul 3, 2018
Carla de Jesus JerezinSweet Teets25 Onion-Style Headlines1. Earth Relieved: Elon Musk Recruits Red Pill Fanboys To Inhabit MarsJun 26, 2018Jun 26, 2018
Carla de Jesus JerezinSweet TeetsWhere are These 90s Dinosaur Heartthrobs Now?Are you nostalgic for those 90s prehistoric hunks and hunnies? From Little Foot to Baby Bop, here’s an update on what your favorite…Jun 1, 2018Jun 1, 2018
Carla de Jesus JerezinSlackjawHate His Jokes? Professional Woman Says Huffing Spray Paint is Key to Her SuccessFrom procreation to acquiring jobs, to avoiding harassment for wearing yoga pants, men are the gatekeepers to modern woman’s happiness. But…Apr 19, 20184Apr 19, 20184
