PinnedCaroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna ComedyI Don’t Mind Women in the Gym’s Weight Area, But They Should Never Outnumber MenThe ladylike thing for them to do is wait until there’s a lullMay 2942May 2942
PinnedCaroline HorwitzinFrazzledI’d Like to Discuss My Child Specifically While You’re Trying to Address a Group of PeopleYour concern for the rest of the group is admirable but hardly necessaryJun 1023Jun 1023
PinnedCaroline HorwitzinFrazzledSleepover Hosting FAQ: Millennial EditionYou’ve got this! (Ha.)Mar 1121Mar 1121
PinnedCaroline HorwitzinMuddyUmFuture Career Options for Your Daughters, According to Harrison ButkerI totally support women in the workforce!May 1828May 1828
PinnedCaroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketRealistic Responses to Suggestive Song LyricsNelly: It’s gettin’ hot in here (so hot) / So take off all your clothes. Me: Or you could just let me turn the thermostat down.Apr 240Apr 240
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketField Guide for Interacting with the Middle-Aged Step-Sibling Who Still Lives with Your ParentsDo not break etiquette and verbalize the absurdity of the living situation2d ago42d ago4
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzled“American Psycho Toddler”: A Day in the LifeIs there any other kind of toddler?6d ago136d ago13
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmJ.D. Vance’s Least Favorite Movies and TV ShowsInstead of one of these, how about re-watching the modern classic “Hillbilly Elegy” with a Diet Mountain Dew in hand?Jul 295Jul 295
Caroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna Comedy“Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)”: 2024 EditionWith apologies to Allan ShermanJul 2914Jul 2914
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmGuinea Pigs Make Ideal Pets Because They’re So Low-Maintenance When You Go Out of Town!They won’t even ask you to bring them home a souvenirJul 184Jul 184