Christine PacielloNo Direction is My New DirectionI don’t know about you — but lately I feel like I have no idea what the fuck I am doing. About anything. I feel like I’m walking around…5 min read·Oct 6, 2020----
Christine PacielloDon’t Stand So Close To MeI’m just about done with this shit. Plain and simple. Are you?6 min read·May 24, 2020----
Christine PacielloIt’s My Birthday, Bitches!Well, at least it’s this month. And I’m not afraid to shout it out. I guess you could call me a bit a birthday whore.5 min read·Feb 11, 2019----
Christine PacielloDear DouchebagWhat would you want to say to the person who stood you up? Well, since that’s now officially happened to me, it looks like I’m getting my…5 min read·Jan 15, 2019----
Christine PacielloI Can’t Make This Shit UpAnd I may be well on my way to die alone. That is, apparently if I don’t stop being so “difficult”.6 min read·Aug 28, 2018----
Christine PacielloWhy Yes, I Am a Bitch. Thank You for Saying So.I’ve never been prouder to be a real bitch. And you should too.6 min read·May 9, 2018----
Christine PacielloShe Found Success. But Not in Love.“She has it all. Except someone to share it with.”5 min read·Mar 16, 2018--1--1
Christine PacielloI Make Half the Money I Used to. How the Hell Am I Doing?Well, actually a little less than half. Yes, this was a conscious decision. No, I haven’t lost my mind (at least not from this). And maybe…5 min read·Jan 24, 2018--1--1
Christine PacielloI’m Choking on Christmas Cheer This YearUsually I’m pretty much into the holidays, Christmas especially. But this year — I’m just not feeling it. In fact, what I am feeling is…6 min read·Dec 20, 2017----
Christine PacielloThis Year I’m Thankful for All My FailuresSure, I’m thankful for all the typical stuff too. But this year — I’m especially thankful for my life’s fuck ups.5 min read·Nov 30, 2017----