Christine PacielloNo Direction is My New DirectionI don’t know about you — but lately I feel like I have no idea what the fuck I am doing. About anything. I feel like I’m walking around…Oct 6, 2020Oct 6, 2020
Christine PacielloDon’t Stand So Close To MeI’m just about done with this shit. Plain and simple. Are you?May 24, 2020May 24, 2020
Christine PacielloIt’s My Birthday, Bitches!Well, at least it’s this month. And I’m not afraid to shout it out. I guess you could call me a bit a birthday whore.Feb 11, 2019Feb 11, 2019
Christine PacielloDear DouchebagWhat would you want to say to the person who stood you up? Well, since that’s now officially happened to me, it looks like I’m getting my…Jan 15, 2019Jan 15, 2019
Christine PacielloI Can’t Make This Shit UpAnd I may be well on my way to die alone. That is, apparently if I don’t stop being so “difficult”.Aug 28, 2018Aug 28, 2018
Christine PacielloWhy Yes, I Am a Bitch. Thank You for Saying So.I’ve never been prouder to be a real bitch. And you should too.May 9, 2018May 9, 2018
Christine PacielloShe Found Success. But Not in Love.“She has it all. Except someone to share it with.”Mar 16, 20181Mar 16, 20181
Christine PacielloI Make Half the Money I Used to. How the Hell Am I Doing?Well, actually a little less than half. Yes, this was a conscious decision. No, I haven’t lost my mind (at least not from this). And maybe…Jan 24, 20181Jan 24, 20181
Christine PacielloI’m Choking on Christmas Cheer This YearUsually I’m pretty much into the holidays, Christmas especially. But this year — I’m just not feeling it. In fact, what I am feeling is…Dec 20, 2017Dec 20, 2017
Christine PacielloThis Year I’m Thankful for All My FailuresSure, I’m thankful for all the typical stuff too. But this year — I’m especially thankful for my life’s fuck ups.Nov 30, 2017Nov 30, 2017
