cleapatraSeriously, what am I doing with my life?You know you spend too much time at the coffee shop near your house when,Feb 5, 2018Feb 5, 2018
cleapatraEat, Pray, LoveOne of my friends says that for the last 10 months I have been on an Eat, Pray, Love journey. So far it has just been eat because I don’t…Feb 4, 2018Feb 4, 2018
cleapatraThe Depth of a PuddleI think that saying he had the depth of a puddle is generous. Douchebag, Dennis Bag (for the kids so I don’t have to explain what a…Feb 2, 2018Feb 2, 2018
cleapatraAllergic to ExerciseMy dad says that my mom is allergic to exercise. I think it must be hereditary. I hate it. With a passion. Every minute of it. Even yoga…Feb 2, 2018Feb 2, 2018
cleapatraDating — My Broken PickerMy friend Mary Beth says I have a broken picker when it comes to men. She doesn’t say it to hurt my feelings, it is just an observation…Feb 2, 2018Feb 2, 2018