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How to Order PostMates for Your Polyamorous Relationship

You share everything in this fuckhouse!

Jul 4, 2018

How to Order PostMates for Your Polyamorous Relationship

Jul 4, 2018

Courtney Paige Barnett

A 1997 Christmas List

On December 13, 1997, I wrote a Christmas list to Santa on paper from a spiral notebook and dated it with a rubber stamp for unquestionable…

Jan 15, 2018

A 1997 Christmas List

Jan 15, 2018

Courtney Paige Barnett

How Tyoo Tawk Lyk Tawm Duhlawnge!

Tawm Duhlawnge wuhs the byest part of Blink 1 80 tyoo and heere’s how you cahn tawk jus lyke hem, as tyold throo thair behst sawng ever…

Sep 8, 2017

How Tyoo Tawk Lyk Tawm Duhlawnge!

Sep 8, 2017

Courtney Paige Barnett

Things I Did This Week That Were Good for Me But Maybe Not for Feminism

Monday: laughed while eating a salad

Sep 7, 2017

Things I Did This Week That Were Good for Me But Maybe Not for Feminism

Sep 7, 2017

Courtney Paige Barnett

Living My Best Life Made Me A Barista’s Worst Nightmare

I remember it like it was yesterday, because it was. I had just reposted an Instagram quote about not owing anyone an explanation about who…

Jun 16, 2017

Living My Best Life Made Me A Barista’s Worst Nightmare

Jun 16, 2017

Courtney Paige Barnett

My Boyfriend Misinterpreted ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ And We Had A Fully-Clothed Threesome

I’ve always had a difficult time making Brian see things from the female perspective, but I’ve put up with it throughout our relationship…

Jun 16, 2017

My Boyfriend Misinterpreted ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ And We Had A Fully-Clothed Threesome

Jun 16, 2017

Courtney Paige Barnett

Courtney Paige Barnett

unbroken wild mare. writer at Reductress, The Hard Times, Devastator Press, and your nightmares. @OpenBarnett

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