Lady FaceI saw an act of kindness delivered by Marty Misjuns“The human being is born with an inclination toward virtue,” said the stoic Musonius Rufus.Oct 31, 20232Oct 31, 20232
Lady FaceTwo for One: Unable to disappoint children of his own, City Council Member Shuts Down Elementary…(ARTICLE 1) LYNCHBURG, VA — In a long-desired outcome, City Council Member Bereft Hellnogeson witnessed the closure of two beloved…Sep 21, 2023Sep 21, 2023
Lady FaceCouncil Member’s Bid to Shut Down LGBTQ Performances Backfires as He’s Declared ‘Too Sexually…Lynchburg, VA — In a twist that no one saw coming, Lynchburg City Council Member Warty Wisjuns’ attempts to stifle LGBTQ-related…Sep 8, 2023Sep 8, 2023
Lady FaceHelga Sin and Miss Junes to Debut at Annual Pancake JamboreeLYNCHBURG, VA — In an unexpected turn of events, two right-wing city council members from Lynchburg, Warty Wisjuns and Bereft Hellnogeson…Aug 26, 2023Aug 26, 2023
Lady FaceLocal Council Members Unintentionally Unveil Their Commitment to Avoiding ProgressLYNCHBURG, VA — In a stunning display of dedication to their calendars, Council Members Warty Wisjuns and Bereft Hellnogeson of Lynchburg…Aug 21, 2023Aug 21, 2023
Lady FaceCouncilman Warty Wisjuns Discovers Modern-Day Tyranny: The Meeting AgendaLYNCHBURG, VA — We have seen the rise of tyranny in the modern world, from the oppressive Taliban-led government in Afghanistan to the…Aug 12, 2023Aug 12, 2023
Lady FaceCity Councilman So Beloved, Fellow Council Members Spared Him the Agony of MayoraltyLYNCHBURG, VA — In a shocking display of admiration and reverence, Lynchburg City Councilman Bereft Hellnogeson was spared the…Jul 26, 2023Jul 26, 2023
Lady FaceCouncilman Wisjuns Discovers God’s Love Isn’t Just For HimLynchburg City Council Member Warty Wisjuns is perhaps undergoing a remarkable political transformation, marked by a profound discovery of…Jul 23, 2023Jul 23, 2023
Lady FaceLynchburg City Council Put In TimeoutLYNCHBURG, VA — In a remarkable turn of events, the Lynchburg City Council has taken a bold step towards improving their behavior by…Jul 14, 2023Jul 14, 2023
Lady FaceCouncilman Buys His Own Damn Lunch.LYNCHBURG, VA — In a stunning display of fiscal wisdom and free-market ideology, local city councilman Bereft Hell-no-geson wrote a letter…Jul 9, 2023Jul 9, 2023
