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My Husband Gave Me a Diary for Christmas

Isn’t that what Medium is for?

Jan 25

photo of a diary

Jan 25

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This Is The Most Hilarious Joke I’ve Ever Told

This joke shouldn’t offend ANYONE — unless you work for the circus…

Jan 6

This Is The Most Hilarious Joke I’ve Ever Told

Jan 6

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Diane Egan

Why Does Apple Fix Things That Work?

Dear Apple, please stop moving my cheese. Thank you.

Nov 11, 2023

Why Does Apple Fix Things That Work?

Nov 11, 2023

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Do Not Buy a Two-Story House In Your Forties

If you buy a two-story house, sell it before you’re in your sixties.

Jan 17, 2022

Cluttered stair landing in a two-story building

Jan 17, 2022

Diane Egan

Capitalization and Punctuation Are Everything When Writing

Nobody can argue this point.

Jun 20

Capitalization and Punctuation Are Everything When Writing

Jun 20

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A Nursing Home Rejected His Application

I received the one of the worst phone calls of my life.

Jun 20

A Nursing Home Rejected His Application

Jun 20

Diane Egan

The Back Story Behind Her Short Story

I found my daughter’s short story that she wrote on June 13, 1998

Jun 11

The Back Story Behind Her Short Story

Jun 11

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I Hate that You Made Me Pick Your Nursing Home

Our kids are supposed to pick our nursing homes, dammit.

Jun 2

I Hate that You Made Me Pick Your Nursing Home

Jun 2

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How Do You Get Blood Out of a Blanket, Carpet, and a Pillow?

Sometimes the comments are the best part of a Facebook question!

May 30

How Do You Get Blood Out of a Blanket, Carpet, and a Pillow?

May 30

Diane Egan

Don’t Follow Me If You Can’t Follow Medium’s Rules

We don’t want to see advertising banners in your stories.

May 28

A sign that says, “Please stay on the Path.”

May 28

Diane Egan

Diane Egan

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Writer | Wife | Caregiver | Need Therapy | In Therapy | Warped Sense of Humor | Joke and Storyteller | I Love Coffee 💕 https://paypal.me/DianeEganCom

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