Whitney Dirks, PhDShall I Compare Thee to Anything Other Than a Climate-Change-Fueled Summer’s Day?Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?Jul 26Jul 26
Whitney Dirks, PhDinAnother Cat BlogI give this hovel — I mean, “hostel” — a generous two stars.An honest review by the furry guest in my downstairs bathroom.May 9May 9
Whitney Dirks, PhDinAnother Cat BlogCan I interest you in a gently used cat? Er, car!She arrived in the lot yesterday and is in perfect working order! Just listen to that engine, purring like a kitten. A bit loud, you say…May 1May 1
Whitney Dirks, PhDinAnother Cat BlogI did not consent to this!Meditations on the anniversary of forcing Cheshire to wear a party hatMar 26Mar 26
Whitney Dirks, PhDinAnother Cat BlogMe, my cat, and disabilityOn cerebellar hypoplasia and fibromyalgiaMar 15Mar 15
Whitney Dirks, PhDinAnother Cat BlogMy cats are on vacation when I’m not.When I’m on vacation, my cats’ favorite piece of furniture has walked out the door. None of the sleeping spots feature self-heating…Feb 5Feb 5
Whitney Dirks, PhDinAnother Cat BlogThe characteristics that make my cat a delightful feline would make him a particularly exasperating…A thesis in several partsJan 17Jan 17
Whitney Dirks, PhDinHumans did what?!These are my teeth.On those weird not-bones in your mouth and the proper use of quotation marks.Dec 20, 2023Dec 20, 2023
Whitney Dirks, PhDinHumans did what?!Decaying Corpses 101Inhumation, exhumation, and rehumation of “vampire” gravesNov 25, 2023Nov 25, 2023
Whitney Dirks, PhDJob Titles as Sex JokesIf you’ve spent time on the job market recently, then you’ve personally experienced the circle of Hell in which you enter poorly autofilled…Nov 16, 2023Nov 16, 2023
