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Take That, Jared Leto

From the age of 12 until about 25, I was legitimately a bully. I would never do this now that I have a fully formed brain, but I’m glad…

Aug 6, 2019

Take That, Jared Leto

Aug 6, 2019

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Don’t Read This If You Don’t Like Swears or Cusses

When I was in the 4th or 5th grade, my mom worked at the school I went to, so I ended up staying after school most days, hanging out with…

Sep 5, 2018

Sep 5, 2018

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The Day My Daughters Debriefed Me On Their First Active-Shooter Drill

We received an email, we also received a flyer with the same information. My twin daughters, their school uses an app called “Class Dojo”…

Aug 30, 2018

Aug 30, 2018

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I Ran Into My Future Self And The Universe Didn’t Implode

I was jogging and I came up on this old man in a wheelchair. A woman drives up, rolls down her window and goes, “Sir, do you need some…

Aug 28, 2018

Aug 28, 2018

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Park Pride

“You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is”

Jun 27, 2017

Jun 27, 2017

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No, Hair, As a Matter of Fact, I Do Not Care

My dad used to have a placard in his gun shop (as in, a building in the back yard where he works on guns), that said “Bald is Beautiful.”…

Feb 14, 2017

Feb 14, 2017

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“Are they twins?”

Here’s a passive-aggressive, not-that-embellished version of a conversation I have with a stranger on at least a weekly basis:

Jan 28, 2017

Jan 28, 2017

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A Twin Dad Talkin’ ‘Bout Twin Thangs but Also Other Thangs Sometimes Cuz Give Me a Break G-Damnit, I’m a Person too

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