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How (Not) to Respond to a CFP : dylanbeattie.net

As the world tentatively relaxes COVID restrictions and we contemplate the prospect of actual in-person conferences again before the end…

Jul 23, 2021

How (Not) to Respond to a CFP : dylanbeattie.net

Jul 23, 2021

Dylan Beattie

How I Write Talks

This is one of those blog posts that started life as a tweet, and then a tweet thread, and quickly grew to a point where it actually makes…

Jul 9, 2020

How I Write Talks

Jul 9, 2020

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Going Virtual, Part 3 : dylanbeattie.net

Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday, people used to go to pubs and bars and talk to each other face to face. You…

Mar 22, 2020

Going Virtual, Part 3 : dylanbeattie.net

Mar 22, 2020

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Going Virtual, Part 2 : dylanbeattie.net

There’s this whole Einstein relativity space/time continuum thing — you move faster in space, you move slower in time, and apparently vice…

Mar 22, 2020

Going Virtual, Part 2 : dylanbeattie.net

Mar 22, 2020

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Going Virtual, Part 1 : dylanbeattie.net

It’s March 2020 and everything is cancelled. COVID-19 has been declared a pandemic by the World Health Organisation, Norway is closed…

Mar 20, 2020

Going Virtual, Part 1 : dylanbeattie.net

Mar 20, 2020

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The Cost of Code

This is a talk that I presented at various software conferences and community events in 2019. Videos of versions of this talk are available…

Oct 7, 2019

The Cost of Code

Oct 7, 2019

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The Night Before Christmas

’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the room, The desks cold and empty, alone in the gloom, The team were all home, on a…

Dec 20, 2018

The Night Before Christmas

Dec 20, 2018

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Skills Matter

The Horrors Lurking in your Legacy Codebase

We’ve all come across design patterns, right? Common solutions to common problems — more specific than a language or a platform, less…

Aug 29, 2018

The Horrors Lurking in your Legacy Codebase

Aug 29, 2018

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Reflections on Alt.NET Birmingham 2018

Around ten years ago, a bunch of developers got together in London under the banner of ‘alt dot net’ to talk about code, the universe and…

Jul 1, 2018

Reflections on Alt.NET Birmingham 2018

Jul 1, 2018

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Thank you for flying Analysis Airways

If you work in software — or even if you don’t — it’s likely that, at some point, you’ll find yourself working with a team who are…

Dec 6, 2017

Thank you for flying Analysis Airways

Dec 6, 2017

Dylan Beattie

Dylan Beattie

Developer, systems architect, conference speaker, guitar player. I help run @LondonDotNet. Into classic rock music, cats, skiing, Lego, scuba, beer and Africa.

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