we can't governThe United States Is Building Child Concentration CampsI don’t have anything witty to say about this. The people who crafted this policy, the people enforcing it, and the people gleefully…Jun 20, 2018Jun 20, 2018
we can't governHiatusI’m going on blog hiatus for a while. I’m still going to be writing fiction every day, and I reserve the right to blog occasionally (or…May 11, 2018May 11, 2018
we can't governBunny-PunchingLook at him. Look at that cute little face. Isn’t it adorable? Isn’t it the cutest widdle thing you’ve ever seen? Don’t you want to hold it…May 9, 2018May 9, 2018
we can't governThis is ExhaustingThere’s too much shit going on. Michelle Wolf, Rudy Giuliani, Stormy Daniels, Michael Caputo, wiretaps, pen registers, constant leaks…May 7, 2018May 7, 2018
we can't governHeroes of the StormI need to read more books. And watch more movies. I keep telling myself I’m going to, and then I never do. I’m a busy guy! And while a lot…May 4, 2018May 4, 2018
we can't governWelcome to Flavor CountryI like to think of myself as a pretty savvy individual. I’m well aware of how capitalism manipulates me. They try to create demand for…May 2, 2018May 2, 2018
we can't governPeace in Our TimeThe Korean War is ending. Sixty-five years after the armistice (and thirty-five years after the finale of MASH), Kim Jong-un of North Korea…Apr 30, 2018Apr 30, 2018
we can't governThe Bazaar of Bad DreamsCreativity is the art of hiding your sources. I’ve heard that quote attributed to all sorts of famous people, and while it certainly sounds…Apr 27, 2018Apr 27, 2018
we can't governThe Cash Crop4/20 is a bit of a weird holiday. I mean, it’s Hitler’s birthday to start with, that’s not something that should be celebrated. It’s also…Apr 25, 2018Apr 25, 2018
we can't governHow Can We Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?Claire McCaskill, Democratic US Senator from Missouri, has a secret. Nobody knows what it is. Does she have a pact with Satan? Does she…Apr 23, 2018Apr 23, 2018
