Elizabeth ScherNew Year’s Resolutions For the End of the WorldNew Year, New You! That’s what they say. Just because all of Australia and the Rainforests are on fire, in addition to our likely descent…4 min read·Jan 7, 2020----
Elizabeth ScherEnglish Language Boycotts State of the Union Address Citing AssaultThe abuse that has come out of the Trump administration has hit every demographic and concept that we hold dear. This is a nation of great…3 min read·Feb 5, 2019----
Elizabeth ScherThe Itinerary For The Democrat Civil WarFrom: Hillary.Clinton@publicserver-imapuppet.com4 min read·Jul 3, 2018----
Elizabeth ScherHow To Remain Civil During the War on PC CultureHow to Remain Civil During the War on PC Culture3 min read·Jun 28, 2018----
Elizabeth ScherA Formal Statement From the Institution of Hate-Filled ParasitesA note about this article. I wrote this on June 18th 2018 a mere hour before the press conference with Kirstjen Nielsen, a full day before…3 min read·Jun 20, 2018----
Elizabeth ScherBill Clinton’s Guide to ApologiesIn the wake of #MeToo I, Bill Clinton, would like to remind everyone that I am in no way at fault for abusing my power over a twenty-one…4 min read·Jun 5, 2018----
Elizabeth ScherJust A SuggestionHey, so, I know you’re aware that there was a school shooting recently. Your twelve word tweet about children dying made that clear. I do…2 min read·May 21, 2018----
Elizabeth ScherBuzzfeed To Crack Down on Accidental PlagiarismBuzzfeed to Crack Down on Accidental Plagiarism2 min read·May 11, 2018----
Elizabeth ScherPaul Ryan to Return to Individually Destroying the Lives of the PoorPaul Ryan will not be running for re-election and will be returning to his roots. “Serving the country has been such an honor, but it’s…2 min read·Apr 11, 2018----
Elizabeth ScherNational Guard to Patrol Candyland BoarderNational Guard to Patrol Candyland Boarder2 min read·Apr 9, 2018----
