Elizabeth ScherNew Year’s Resolutions For the End of the WorldNew Year, New You! That’s what they say. Just because all of Australia and the Rainforests are on fire, in addition to our likely descent…Jan 7, 2020Jan 7, 2020
Elizabeth ScherEnglish Language Boycotts State of the Union Address Citing AssaultThe abuse that has come out of the Trump administration has hit every demographic and concept that we hold dear. This is a nation of great…Feb 5, 2019Feb 5, 2019
Elizabeth ScherThe Itinerary For The Democrat Civil WarFrom: Hillary.Clinton@publicserver-imapuppet.comJul 3, 2018Jul 3, 2018
Elizabeth ScherHow To Remain Civil During the War on PC CultureHow to Remain Civil During the War on PC CultureJun 28, 2018Jun 28, 2018
Elizabeth ScherA Formal Statement From the Institution of Hate-Filled ParasitesA note about this article. I wrote this on June 18th 2018 a mere hour before the press conference with Kirstjen Nielsen, a full day before…Jun 20, 2018Jun 20, 2018
Elizabeth ScherBill Clinton’s Guide to ApologiesIn the wake of #MeToo I, Bill Clinton, would like to remind everyone that I am in no way at fault for abusing my power over a twenty-one…Jun 5, 2018Jun 5, 2018
Elizabeth ScherJust A SuggestionHey, so, I know you’re aware that there was a school shooting recently. Your twelve word tweet about children dying made that clear. I do…May 21, 2018May 21, 2018
Elizabeth ScherBuzzfeed To Crack Down on Accidental PlagiarismBuzzfeed to Crack Down on Accidental PlagiarismMay 11, 2018May 11, 2018
Elizabeth ScherPaul Ryan to Return to Individually Destroying the Lives of the PoorPaul Ryan will not be running for re-election and will be returning to his roots. “Serving the country has been such an honor, but it’s…Apr 11, 2018Apr 11, 2018
Elizabeth ScherNational Guard to Patrol Candyland BoarderNational Guard to Patrol Candyland BoarderApr 9, 2018Apr 9, 2018