ellisndSouthwest’s Jagged Little Pill (Satire)Southwest Airlines has adopted a ‘poison pill’ to ward off Elliot Management or any other activist investor from taking too large of a…Jul 6Jul 6
ellisndThe Juul is back and it feels like 2022 (Satire)The Food and Drug Administration has announced that it has made a mistake and that it will reverse its 2022 ban that prevents the selling…Jun 15Jun 15
ellisndFormer President Convicted on Felony Charges (satire)Former President Donald J. Trump was convicted as a felon this past week. The charges? Donating too much of his money to charity… which is…May 31May 31
ellisndThis just isn’t working out — Live Nation and TicketmasterTicketmaster and Live Nation have supposedly gone to the divorce court and are looking to separate due to, what’s told to reporters as…May 24May 24
ellisndI was told the Shrimp was Endless — RedLobsterThe year is 2026. Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy two years ago due to their endless shrimp deal, a promotion that once was temporary…May 21May 21