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Emily DukeinThe Belladonna ComedyI Was Hyped to Wear These Cozy Fall Sweaters Until I Remembered It’s Still Hot AFIf only it wasn’t still 95 fucking degrees outside.3 min read·Oct 16, 2023--3--3
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Emily DukeinSlackjawDaily Routine Of The Girl Who Started Drinking 100 Fluid Ounces Of Water Every Day6:00AM: I rise out of bed feeling refreshed and alert and not hungover at all, despite getting home from the club last night at 3AM with…4 min read·Oct 12, 2020--4--4