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The Lake Merritt Duck Couple That Stole Oakland’s Heart

Onlookers dubbed the lovebirds Oakland’s power couple. They didn’t know the animals were in danger.

Jan 27, 2021

A white duck sitting next to a black duck by some water upon which a mallard duck floats.

Jan 27, 2021

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It Is I, Your Coworker With A Wacky Zoom Background

My choice of scenery serves as a small window into my quirky, capricious personality.

Nov 13, 2020

It Is I, Your Coworker With A Wacky Zoom Background

Nov 13, 2020

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What We Get Wrong About Golden Gate Bridge Suicides

They’ve been romanticized for years — why that’s dangerous

Nov 11, 2020

A shot of the Golden Gate Bridge in the fog, taken from an aircraft.

Nov 11, 2020

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Please Enjoy This Complimentary Gift Basket While You Fuck In Our Home

Whether you’re in town for business, leisure, or to bring a spark back to your increasingly routine sex life

Jun 22, 2020

Please Enjoy This Complimentary Gift Basket While You Fuck In Our Home

Jun 22, 2020

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I Tried a Guided Out-of-Body Experience on Zoom to Escape Quarantine

My astral projection journey to stave off boredom while also saving the world

May 11, 2020

I Tried a Guided Out-of-Body Experience on Zoom to Escape Quarantine

May 11, 2020

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How to Recreate Iconic San Francisco Experiences in Quarantine

Desperate times

Apr 14, 2020

How to Recreate Iconic San Francisco Experiences in Quarantine

Apr 14, 2020

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The Beginner’s Guide to Kink in the Bay Area

Because deep down, you know you’re curious

Jan 13, 2020

The Beginner’s Guide to Kink in the Bay Area

Jan 13, 2020

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Goodbye, ‘Beach Blanket Babylon’

After 45 years, it goes out as the longest-running musical revue in the world

Dec 19, 2019

Goodbye, ‘Beach Blanket Babylon’

Dec 19, 2019

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Redditsgiving: The Place Where Thanksgiving Orphans Come Home

I went to the annual holiday gathering of Bay Area internet strangers

Dec 3, 2019

Redditsgiving: The Place Where Thanksgiving Orphans Come Home

Dec 3, 2019

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How Reddit Ushered in My Sexual Renaissance

Achieving self-acceptance through a seedy hookup forum

Oct 16, 2019

How Reddit Ushered in My Sexual Renaissance

Oct 16, 2019

Emily J.

Emily J.

Tiny little writer girl. Into comedy, mental health, pop culture, politics, & that pic of Justin Timberlake in a 3-piece denim suit. Twitter: @chekhovsblunt

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