Enjoy your next vacation in amazing Ukraine!
By Felix Abt
Already made vacation plans? How about something completely new? How about a country where “the air smells of freedom”?
How about a vacation in Ukraine?
The brave political tourists have led the way: British prime ministers (three in number), the American president, the German chancellor, the NATO chief, the entire European Commission and many others have traveled to Kiev in the last twelve months to be looked after by the much-praised tour guide Zelensky. Some have enjoyed it so much that they have become repeat visitors.
Don’t miss the unique chance to meet beautiful, young, blue-eyed, blond people in Ukraine who enthusiastically uphold the good old traditions as represented by the national hero Stepan Bandera and who are happy to share their faith with you. And if you are lucky, they may even offer you an attractive T-shirt of a famous Ukrainian hero.
The war will not bother you, the organizers guarantee. And an occasional air alert will provide exciting conversation when you get back home. Besides, it takes place almost exclusively in the eastern Donbass, where the Ukrainian Russians live. And no foreign visitor has ever cared about them. Why should you?
The website Visitukraine.today offers a rich selection: Eternal Kiev. Hiking in the Carpathians. Austrian Lviv. Gastrotour through Odessa. Not to forget: snail races in Ladomyria Ethnopark. The frontline city of Kharkiv also beckons. At the Palace Hotel, the suite costs 250 euros.
Air traffic has been suspended, but buses run from all over Europe. Those who prefer luxury can be picked up by a chauffeur in Warsaw, Krakow or Chișinău.
The tourist jewel, however, has so far been reserved for journalists: A tour of the “de-occupied heroic cities” — that’s the name of the recaptured territories. Five hours Bucha, Irpin, Hostomel, expert guide included. Costs 295 euros.
The most breathtaking of all: Stay as long as you want! Visitukraine.today helps you unbureaucratically to extend your amazing stay. A link leads to the Ukrainian Foreign Legion, which recruits foreign mercenaries. They are rewarded and honored with an exclusive tour to the Donbass, paid for by the generous taxpayers of NATO countries. If this is not a great thing!
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Did you like this article? Read my related piece How Zelenskyj was prevented from making peace in the Donbass and avoiding war with Russia. It’s a true story censored by the Western mainstream media.
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