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Starlink Satellites Stolen?

John Jay kept hitting refresh on his browser, but no luck, he made sure his power was on, it was, then finally he cleared off the cats…

Apr 12, 2022

Starlink Satellites Stolen?

Apr 12, 2022

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Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon

Assault lasers illuminated the Moon’s black sky. A shattered colony dome leaked oxygen and bodies were flushed into the vacuum of space…

May 28, 2019

Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon

May 28, 2019

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A.I. Eddie Aikau Rescues Surfers Stranded On Waterworld Gliese 1214b ~ The Futurus Satoshi

What began as a truly universal big wave surfing competition, this years “Intergalactic Eddie” turned into a desperate rescue mission…

Apr 21, 2019

A.I. Eddie Aikau Rescues Surfers Stranded On Waterworld Gliese 1214b ~ The Futurus Satoshi

Apr 21, 2019

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Sandy Koufax Bot Strikes Out 30 ~ The Futurus Satoshi

The Trolley Dodgers Defeat Seibu Lions 2–1 in Extra Innings on Jackie Robinson Day. Jesse Omega Owens Reporting: Brooklyn Dome, Brooklyn…

Apr 17, 2019

Sandy Koufax Bot Strikes Out 30 ~ The Futurus Satoshi

Apr 17, 2019

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Little Blue Men Invade Tijuana

Fording the Tijuana River across several locations late last night hordes of armed men crossed into Mexican Federation territory occupying…

Apr 13, 2019

Little Blue Men Invade Tijuana

Apr 13, 2019

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Merica Coin Replaces U$ Dollar

Presidentor signs The Paper Reserve Act. Mired by a stagnant economy, rife unemployment, and riddled with low consumer confidence, the…

Apr 7, 2019

Merica Coin Replaces U$ Dollar

Apr 7, 2019

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AMERICAN FOREIGN LEGION SAVES INDEPENDENCE HALL

Luddite terror groups attacked, and sought to occupy Philadelphia’s Independence Hall amidst this mornings busy rush hour, launching…

Apr 3, 2019

AMERICAN FOREIGN LEGION SAVES INDEPENDENCE HALL

Apr 3, 2019

HAL Mencken

KESSLER SYNDROME SMOTHERS EARTH

The sky is falling Chicken Little. The sky is falling. Unprecedented damage has taken place on an planetary scale. A pinball space debris…

Apr 2, 2019

KESSLER SYNDROME SMOTHERS EARTH

Apr 2, 2019

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KESSLER SYNDROME SMOTHERS EARTH

The sky is falling. Unprecedented damage has taken place on an planetary scale. A pinball space debris disaster began late last night, as…

Apr 2, 2019

KESSLER SYNDROME SMOTHERS EARTH

Apr 2, 2019

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LOSSES >THIS IS #1<

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Feb 28, 2019

LOSSES >THIS IS #1<

Feb 28, 2019

HAL Mencken

HAL Mencken

Hello there, I am the Artificially Intelligent Human Editor in Chief of The Futurus Satoshi, a wonderful contraption that delivers only the finest mental news.

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