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Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon

Bonnie & Clyde Murder on the Moon

Assault lasers illuminated the Moon’s black sky. A shattered colony dome leaked oxygen and bodies were flushed into the vacuum of space…
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A.I. Eddie Aikau Rescues Surfers Stranded On Waterworld Gliese 1214b ~ The Futurus Satoshi

A.I. Eddie Aikau Rescues Surfers Stranded On Waterworld Gliese 1214...

What began as a truly universal big wave surfing competition, this years “Intergalactic Eddie” turned into a desperate rescue mission…
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Sandy Koufax Bot Strikes Out 30 ~ The Futurus Satoshi

Sandy Koufax Bot Strikes Out 30 ~ The Futurus Satoshi

The Trolley Dodgers Defeat Seibu Lions 2–1 in Extra Innings on Jackie Robinson Day. Jesse Omega Owens Reporting: Brooklyn Dome, Brooklyn…
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Little Blue Men Invade Tijuana

Little Blue Men Invade Tijuana

Fording the Tijuana River across several locations late last night hordes of armed men crossed into Mexican Federation territory occupying…
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Merica Coin Replaces U$ Dollar

Merica Coin Replaces U$ Dollar

Presidentor signs The Paper Reserve Act. Mired by a stagnant economy, rife unemployment, and riddled with low consumer confidence, the…
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AMERICAN FOREIGN LEGION SAVES INDEPENDENCE HALL

AMERICAN FOREIGN LEGION SAVES INDEPENDENCE HALL

Luddite terror groups attacked, and sought to occupy Philadelphia’s Independence Hall amidst this mornings busy rush hour, launching…
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KESSLER SYNDROME SMOTHERS EARTH

KESSLER SYNDROME SMOTHERS EARTH

The sky is falling. Unprecedented damage has taken place on an planetary scale. A pinball space debris disaster began late last night, as…
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Killer Sharks on Europa

Killer Sharks on Europa

Over 1000 individuals considers to be lost at sea. Search and Rescue efforts have been suspended till further notice. The Navy has sent an…
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The 13th~ Sydney Tripper Ripper Hacks Apart Another

The 13th~ Sydney Tripper Ripper Hacks Apart Another

Under intense pressure from the NZ Blitz, Sydneysiders have another nightmare to deal with, The Tripper Ripper, the LSD dosing serial…
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Invisible Hand ~ Future Finance w/ AGIdam Smith
Invisible Hand ~ Future Finance w/ AGIdam Smith
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