PinnedGraham LilleyinILLUMINATIONThree Little Pigs — A True StoryOnce upon a time in a land far away, or a land nearby depending on where you are reading this, lived three little pigs.Aug 8, 202325Aug 8, 202325
PinnedGraham LilleyinBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsMy First Rejection!I’ve never written one of these before. There are so many articles on Medium about articles on Medium that I’ve never found a new or…Sep 6, 202344Sep 6, 202344
PinnedGraham LilleyinRead or Die!Wee Wee on the Potty, BabyPhoto by charlesdeluvio on UnsplashNov 26, 202325Nov 26, 202325
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Graham LilleyinBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsI Shouldn’t Have Put ‘Masturbation’ in the TitleSome of you may know that I recently took a break from writing on here. I started a new job that pays a lot better (Jesus, imagine a job…5d ago125d ago12
Graham LilleyinBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsThe Result of a Severe Vitamin D Deficiency and Dangerously Excessive MasturbationThey shuffled like smelly spectres; stalling and silent. With collars pulled up over their mouths and hoods down over their eyes, all that…6d ago136d ago13
Graham LilleyinBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsWhy I’ll Never Write a Self-Help PieceI live my life by a certain set of rules. It's a code, really. A philosophy. The fabric with which the tapestry of my decision-making is…Aug 2714Aug 2714
Graham LilleyinBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsNowhere to BeI’ve just had a quick whip around the baby’s room. Not to get it spotless, or even particularly tidy, just enough to stop her tripping over…Jan 3118Jan 3118
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Graham LilleyinBouncin’ and Behavin’ BlogsWorking for the EnemyIt’s getting dangerously close to the point when I have to be a person again.Jan 2321Jan 2321