Professor G. TruckJust Do It Don! Solve the Alanis Morissette DebacleI know it’s gauche to root for someone to kick the bucket — even our crass and incompetent President — so I’m personally wishing him a…Oct 3, 2020Oct 3, 2020
Professor G. TruckThe Joy of the Gym is Gone: Pandemic Planet (Fitness)For the first time in nearly seven months, I went to the gym this morning. Planet Fitness. Early, to avoid the crowds. I wanted to see…Sep 28, 2020Sep 28, 2020
Professor G. TruckDoes My Son Need Therapy? Does My Son Need Barbarian Therapy?A few days ago, my teenage son said the strangest thing:Sep 27, 2020Sep 27, 2020
Professor G. TruckTwo Reasons Why I Will Never Get a VasectomyI will never get a vasectomy.Sep 13, 2020Sep 13, 2020
Professor G. TruckTeach Your Teenager to Think PokerThis spring, during the COVID lockdown, I started playing poker. Low stakes Texas Hold’em. I wanted to keep my mind active, and I was sick…Aug 30, 2020Aug 30, 2020
Professor G. TruckDo You Hate Donald Trump More Than You Love America? The Operation Warp Speed DilemmaI loathe Donald Trump, and I’m not loath to say so. I’m guessing most people who are literate enough to properly use “loath” and “loathe”…Aug 24, 2020Aug 24, 2020
Professor G. TruckI’ve Had It With All You Damned Liberals (Conservatives)I’ve had it. All you damned liberals (conservatives) need to curtail all this partisan bickering.Aug 18, 2020Aug 18, 2020
Professor G. TruckMy Brilliant Plan For How to Reopen High School . . . SafelyRecently, many students in New Jersey were forced to make a difficult choice: attend school or learn remotely. Families weighed their…Aug 14, 2020Aug 14, 2020
Professor G. TruckHow the Community Garden Really Works: Respect the ChairMy wife holds a position of enormous power in our community garden.Aug 6, 2020Aug 6, 2020
Professor G. TruckHow Keen is Your Sense of Humor? Take This Quiz to Find Out.Humor is critical during these bleak times of collective futility.Aug 3, 2020Aug 3, 2020
