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Scott UffordHow I Almost Won the World’s Procrastination OlympicsI used to want to procrastinate like a WORLD CHAMPION. Desperately, deeply like a drowning man, I desired to win every Olympic…Feb 3, 20235Feb 3, 20235
Scott UffordThe Near-Endless Glory of Fame -According to My Goldfish(My first Medium post ever, so feel free to attack my math, my logic, my outlandish dreams…but don’t mess with my pet goldfish Nostrado)Oct 20, 20225Oct 20, 20225