“You alright?”“Nah, bad shit. Send a picture. Try it but it’ll be the last one.”Nov 16, 2016Nov 16, 2016
I actually enjoyed the new Ghostbusters.Strava is a website that sucks all the fun out of physical activity.Nov 16, 2016Nov 16, 2016
Is that car on the right side of the road or am I on the wrong side?Oh yeah, he was covered in vomit. Oh yeah.Nov 16, 2016Nov 16, 2016
Am I a racist?Outside the shop they were laughing. They have a terrific sense of humour, surprisingly. Check out Shaolin Soccer if you don’t believe me.Nov 16, 2016Nov 16, 2016
Lazarus Beaumont is wearing his new watch.It cost him nearly £9000 because it is made of gold in Switzerland and it has diamonds on the numbers. The shop he bought it from had a…Nov 16, 2016Nov 16, 2016
“Get up and walk around in a circle!” Shouted Dom Joly through the megaphone.Some did as told but most of the people who had found a seat didn’t move because the joke, if that’s what it was, had worn as thin as the…Nov 16, 2016Nov 16, 2016
Claire stared at the golden lumps.Japanese mackerel. I mean, it’s gonna be smelly. With the hot oil. But the way her friends had grimaced when they arrived. Claire…Nov 16, 2016Nov 16, 2016
Ben stopped his rushing past.“Hello,” he said. He was waiting for one of two reactions. Either the old man would start snarling and swearing or he’d break out into a…Nov 16, 2016Nov 16, 2016
Craig looked down. Jesus, he was covered but that had been… WOW!I spunked! He texted. After pressing send he immediately regretted the exclamation mark. Sounded weird. Too excited. Ah well. While his…Nov 16, 2016Nov 16, 2016
