Published in Poor Yorick·PinnedMember-onlyThe Voice Of The ComedianWhat drives the positioning choices of stand-up comics? The art of comedy was invented a very long time ago. Some of the earliest documentary evidence of its existence takes us back to ancient Greece. …Comedy4 min readComedy4 min read
Published in About Me Stories·PinnedMember-onlyAbout Me — Grimsby Hackney.English Bloke. I wasn’t really sure how to go about this and I’m not too keen on talking about myself. Maybe it’s some kind of English cultural awkwardness or something. So to make things easier I’m going to use the suggested questions list in the “Start Here” posting. …About Me4 min readAbout Me4 min read
2 days agoMember-onlyunRedacted Version: Idea 9 (A Prequel)Writing Prompt From ██ ███████ I have had to submit a redacted and amended version of this story as it fell foul of Medium’s rules. …Comedy4 min readComedy4 min read
3 days agoMember-onlyIdea 8Writing Prompt From ██ ███████ It all started innocently enough. The little email notification popped up on the top left-hand corner of ██ ███████’s phone. Upon opening the email he uttered, “The fucking bastard,” under his breath. He then started pacing up and down his kitchen, mumbling to himself. “Coffee,”…Comedy3 min readComedy3 min read
3 days agoMember-onlyUnintended Consequences Of FeminismWriting Prompt From ██ ███████ Scene: The Female Wizard’s Social Club and Welfare: Cleethorpes Division AGM. “Right settle down girls,” Chairwoman Fiamma Mother Of Water, addressed the crowded club’s function room, “We come to the main debating topic on the AGM agenda; The Taking Over OF Wizardry Supremacy From The…Comedy4 min readComedy4 min read
3 days agoMember-onlyThe Doolittle ProjectWriting Prompt From ██ ███████ “So what do you reckon Don? asked Michael, a Bull Terrier, “Are we better off now we can talk to humans?” Sitting next to Michael, Don, a Labrador Retriever replied, “I dunno, but I reckon the humans are going to struggle with it in the…Comedy3 min readComedy3 min read
4 days agoMember-onlyBabel AidsWriting Prompt From ██ ███████ “Throughout history, great wars, due to disastrous misunderstandings have plagued humankind. Here at Babel Industries, we have been working tirelessly to overcome the problems of language barriers around the world and, by doing so, we can end wars and inter-continental misunderstanding forever. For a long…Comedy4 min readComedy4 min read
4 days agoMember-onlyRuler Of The WorldWriting Prompt From ██ ███████Comedy1 min readComedy1 min readMe + AIRuler Of The World----2
4 days agoMember-onlyWiFi WaterWriting Prompt From ██ ███████ In the lounge bar of the Crows Nest pub in Cleethorpes, two men, Darren and Andy, are sitting side by side, nursing a couple of inches of rapidly warming lager each. In the corner, Lee was sitting on his own save for his dog Jay. …Comedy2 min readComedy2 min read
4 days agoMember-onlyThe Battle Of White Hart GreenWriting Prompt From ██ ███████Comedy1 min readComedy1 min readMe + AIThe Battle Of White Hart Green----3
