Artist and writer. On double-secret probation. I would describe myself as eclectic in tastes and interests and somewhat inattentive. Less generous descriptions might include messy, inscrutable, and a tendency towards clutter and ennui that can make it uncomfortable to share space with me. Current for-real items on my to-do list are to finish memorizing the hiragana, katakana, and kanji alphabets, work on calligraphy, and make friends with a crow. You can see more of my work here:

The Anatomy of Melancholy (artwork) Your Bitcoin BMI (a sort-of -finished-but-not-really satiric wellness blog) Eclectica Magazine (poems) Christopher's Motorbike (cartoons)

Very little of this work contributes to my primary source of income, and my bank balance reflects this.

This photo was taken with a cellphone camera, circa 2005 at the place where I worked as a receptionist. To all of those that had to cross paths with me and my chaos at that time, whether as peripheral or main characters, I sincerely apologize. For the rest of you, I don't know. Don't buy all the hotdogs?

Oh, I am also on Pinterest for some reason.